We Will Ride Ministries

Ministering to the Biker Community since 2003

Tidbits & Laughs

 Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

 The best alarm clock is sunshine on the chrome.

 If you ride like there is no tomorrow, there won’t be.

Life may begin at 30, however it doesn't get interesting until about 110.

Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they can hold everything you need.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.

Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

Young riders pick a destination and go. . . Old riders pick a direction and go.

 A good  mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Work to ride and ride to work.

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.

Keep your bike in good repair:  Motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.

People are like motorcycles:   each is customized a little differently.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Two-lane blacktop isn’t a highway-it’s an attitude. 

When you are riding lead, don't spit.

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70mph can double your vocabulary.

If you want to get somewhere by sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.

There is something ugly about a bike on a trailer.

Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you are going.

Practice wrenching on your own bike.

Everyone crashes.  Some get back on.  Some don't.  Some can't.

Don't argue with an 18 wheeler.  aka size matters!

Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.

A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up alot of fuel.

If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrical tape, it's serious.

Bikes parked out front means good chicken fried steak inside.

Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

There are drunk riders.  There are old riders.  There are no old, drunk riders.

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the window.

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

There are two types of people in this world.  Those that ride and those that wish they could.

Ride as if your life depended on it.

You don't stop riding because you get old, you get old because you stop riding.

You never see a motorcycle parked at the shrink's office.